the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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