school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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