this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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