it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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