you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he fucked my hip out of place.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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