There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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