just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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