I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I cockslap morals
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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