life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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