Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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