its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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