fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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