Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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