The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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