If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
