we have officially lost it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i dont even know how to be here
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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