My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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