Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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