Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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