this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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