"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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