Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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