Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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