She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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