Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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