Im at strip club and am horny
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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