I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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