The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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