did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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