I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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