I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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