:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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