Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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