Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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