I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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