So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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