I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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