come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
