I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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