Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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