Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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