kristin has been a bad kristin
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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