I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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