I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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