You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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