Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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