Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
