I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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