i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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