i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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