party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Randomize
