you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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