well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
