Dual....:-)
he shaved USA in his pubs
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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