ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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